12.12.06

Back to Xanga! (Alternate title: Indecisiveness a Virtuevice)

So, when I originally made the momentous transition from Xanga to Blogger, I had high hopes for the increased functionality etc. etc. awarded to those on blogger, better community, so on and so forth. But oh how delightfully wrong I was. First, while you can make the page as snazzy and shiny as you want it to be, you have to put in a lot of work to be able to do that. Desire I have to put in that kind of work: minimal. Also, while I thought the community in blogger would be more substantial, it's actually much harder to develop community on there, and there's a lot less interconnectivity. Plus, it takes more work for me to get posting to work and, when I'm strapped for time, I don't really want to have my meaningless dribble be hindered by technology! I want a fluid transition from the murky swamp of my head to the beautiful realms of the Internet, and so for that I must bid Napkinini's Law School Adventure adieu on the Blogger, and seek for Xanga to open its sweet arms of embrace to let me back in. Now, let's just hope I remember the password.

The URL for the site is http://www.xanga.com/napkinini

As a note: while the napkinini URL is down right now, it will soon redirect to Xanga.

1.11.06

What We Study at Law

So what do those of us in law school learn, exactly? Generally speaking, one probably assumes, “The Law™.” Unsurprisingly, if that’s your answer, you’re probably right.

“Why waste my time with something so inane and banally obvious,” you ask? Simply because there really is no “The Law™” in the way that it is typically imagined, or at least how I imagined it before going to law school.

There are two “types” of law practiced in a majority of nations in the west. The first is called civil law, where the laws are codified in statutes and written laws, and judges decide whether or not a certain law applies on a case by case basis. The second is called common law, where an emphasis is placed on the rulings of courts. While these common law systems have statute, regulations, codes, and so forth, the way courts rule on and interpret this written law also constitutes a portion of the law. The gist of this all: civil law means court rulings are helpful for interpretation, but common law means court rulings are law themselves.

For those that recall Marbury v. Madison, where the United States Supreme Court declared that it had the power of judicial review (i.e., the Supreme Court could declare a law unconstitutional), it should make sense when I tell you that America belongs to a common law system.

So far so good, but this quickly gets us into some huge complications. First, we have fifty states and a federal government, each having their own court jurisdictions. Further, each of these is divided up into smaller circuits and districts. So we have all sorts of courts coming up with all sorts of decisions that vary (sometimes slightly, sometimes greatly). And, even though judicial decisions become law, that doesn’t keep the courts from overruling previous decisions or modifying them, further complicated by the fact that courts will overrule parts of previous decisions, but uphold them in part also.

Given this, it can be more properly said that, at law school, a student learns more how to think about the law, rather than just The Law™ itself. American law is always changing, and there is just absolutely so much of it that even a specialist in a certain field can never know all the law that applies, unless the field is excessively narrow (Passenger Elevator Law, anyone?). We do learn a large amount of common law material, but the important things we learn about these laws is how the courts or legislatures came to these laws, and how the courts have thought about them, found exceptions for them, or even decided they no longer apply.

The upshot of this is, if you ask me a law question, chances are I have absolutely no idea the answer to your question. So you probably don’t want to waste your time.

21.9.06

Sooo

Many of you might be wondering, "Why hasn't there been a flood of posts on this blog regarding the crazy, insane party life of a law student?"

I have an answer for you! Contrary to what you might think, and what I might have thought, John Grisham hasn't been observing our classes for material in his new, exciting novel, and my contracts professor is slightly different than the one in Paper Chase.

In other words, there's not much about law school to report on other than the reading, and there's lots of reading. So I could toss nifty legal words at you, like "defeasible fee simple," but there's only so much of it I could do before you realized I know what the words mean just about as much as you do.

Good news, though. I am able to make friends and keep old ones! The orientation's messages regarding that was nothing but a package of lies. Which I'm assuming makes sense to anyone who reads this; it was organized and run by lawyers.

6.9.06

They Celebrate my Death

Celebrate a century of memories...

1.9.06

The First Week

Still a little behind, but I'm going to try and catch you up, you my dedicated readership.

There are so many things that are so vested with significance in life, such as graduation, engagement, and so forth, that you feel should be swarmed with some sense of significance that seperates it as a day, as though your personal human being is somehow modified by that day. And yet these special days rarely feel charged with the sense of import that is placed on them as you look forward to them. A friend of mine recently compared it to birthdays, where people ask if you feel older and the answer always returns, "No, not really."

Starting law school seems something like that. Do I feel different? No, not really. I guess my mind swims a little when I start thinking about how I never really imagined myself going to graduate school, much less law school particularly. But there's nothing inherently different about this particular experience that alters my mode of being. Do I feel older, wiser, lawyerish, whatever, just for going to law school? Nope. Actually, my professor yesterday used an overhead projector, and just hearing the distinct whirr of the projector's cooling fan brought me back to high school rather than the Corridors of Law(tm).

Which is incredibly good news. Scum-sucking and bottom-dwelling don't seem to necessarily happen to people who attend law schools. This experience might not transform me into The Lawyer after all!

What about level of difficulty? The reading load has been pretty heavy, but not outrageous like the orientation was trying to tell us. And the subject matter isn't overly dense or incomprehensible yet. The profs are painting in broad strokes, but so far all the rules have been intuitive. I know that aspect will get much more difficult, but so far the foundational material has been paced well and understandable.

30.8.06

Thoughts on Orientation

Of course, orientation didn't last this long. But getting into the swing of things at law school's taken up a good portion of my time, and I figured that spending my off time with friends and family would be more therapeutic and worthwhile than talking about law school on the Internet.

With that being said, orientation was actually pretty dull. They did a pretty good job of informing me that law school would be the death of me, all in preparation for the bar exam, which would kill me. They even had a small list of things to expect in law school:
  • Death
  • No friends
  • A family unable to understand your plight
  • No time for friends
  • All new friends at law school, with whom you will not be able to make friendships
  • Death
All in all, not a bad way to begin a new school, I think. What frustrated me about the whole orientation experience wasn't so much that they spent a good portion of the time telling me how few portions of time I will have outside of law, but that they didn't give any specifics to give weight to the fears. They're just telling me, "Hey, you should be very intimidated by now." Telling a person that they should be frightened doesn't produce the fright. Show them something to be frightened about.

17.8.06

A Whole New Blog

With the onset of my law education, a new chapter has opened in my life, so I thought of nothing better than opening up a new focus for my blog with a cliche.

So I got rid of all my lousy other posts that interested nobody but myself and three or four other people lost on the internet, and I have begun a new blog--which also probably interests nobody other than myself. But perhaps it will interest some of my friends and family who are curious about my new experiences at Chapman University.

Will I be diligent and expend massive effort in maintaining thorough information about my life through law? Probably not. But it's a direction and a start.